We regret to announce the untimely passing of Cleverfeets, who on the 4th of September in the year 2021 was carefully completely consumed by a pack of marauding gremlins.


This unfortunate incident occurred in a large cargo truck near storage town. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring.


Cleverfeets was a friend to us all. He played tirelessly on our behalf always playing our games, never refusing to help, always at our beck and call. (Except occasionally when he forgot who he was and needed to be reminded.)


Cleverfeets came into this world many years before present and was perhaps the funniest, more gooder than good, internet gamer of his generation. Hundreds of gamers held special Midnight All Nighter's with him over years. He was a mentor to many others and was a humble guy too; although he was fully optimised to take advantage of incredible performance, he never once flaunted his power.


We are here today to mourn the passing of Cleverfeets. He’s now in that great bitbucket in the sky, without a doubt looking down upon us with that same smile he displayed every time he played games with his friends. Please join me in a moment of silence as we remember our old friend, Cleverfeets.